1 February 2009 
So much for an entry in the next 'day or two', eh? Fuck. -_-
I gotta stop making promises I can't keep --- There's no excuse for it. I knew when I posted the last entry that I probably wouldn't update within the next forty eight hours, yet I said I would, anyway. I suppose I was hoping I'd miraculously lose my annoying lazy streak that I've been flaunting lately.
Evidently, I never lost said streak. But hey! At least I'm making an effort within, erm, seventeen days ... Instead of, say, seventeen weeks. Or months. e_e
Which is what I actually feel like doing. >_>; It sucks, because I'm seriously forcing myself to post this. I keep pausing every few words to pick at my cuticles, which is a bad sign ... Because I only pick at my cuticles when I'm thinking deeply and/or stalling.
And WTF is there to think deeply about on mallorymaloney.com?! Nothing, that's what. Deep thoughts are strictly prohibited around here, unless they're about LazyTown, Green Day lyrics, or the attempt to figure out how many calories are in one 'serving' of toothpaste. Mmm. I like Crest.
... Crest Vivid White. o_o
But all teeth whitening products aside, I shall soldier right the fuck on. Let's all climb into the ((Black/red/white skull patterned)) Mallory Tank Of Win, and power on over to Updateistan, shall we? We shall!
But wait just a fuckin' second! Please keep your hands off the commander's gun, got it?! I'm the bloody commander, FFS --- You bastards can take your chances with the loader's gun! =_=
For the uninformed, the commander's gun on a tank is operatable while being completely protected within the turrent, due to it being controlled via a remote ... Whereas the loader has to take a semi exposed position to fire his weapon. Ha! And again ha! ^_^
But never mind any of that. We're headed into Updateistan on a peaceful mission, so, um ... Forget everything you just learnt. >>; I don't even understand why we must drive a tank at all. A Sedan would do just fine.
Wait, no, I hate Sedans. Fuck Sedans up the ass, we're going for a spin in my dream vehicle: A jet black 1969 Ford Mustang, baby. *_* Mmm. Hop in, yeah?!
Five new Affies have been added to the Affiliates page! Please welcome Amanda, Corrina, Karla, Malhar, and Tiara. ^o^ Thanks for applying, you guys! *^^*
One new Sister --- Everyone go check out Trypp's site!
I also added a whole bunch of brand new Witless WLM Conversations! Some of them are drop dead hilarious, so be sure to check 'em out! n_~
And I still haven't finished revamping my Computer page, but I'm going to get it done soon --- First I have to figure out what I'm going to name my new Sony Vaio CS notebook.
;Readers raise their right eyebrows, and in unison they chorus the ghetto phrase 'Say what?!';
You heard right, my pimps and hoes --- I'm going to give it a name! Haha, and if that's not weird enough for 'ya, I've also decided it's a male. Why? Well, simply put, it's sexy, but in a masculine way. o_o
My new notebook is also my new boyfriend, most certainly. *_*;
But back to the highly important subject; Names! Does anyone have any suggestions at all ...? I pretty much want to stick with a name that begins with an 'S', to sorta match with the fact that it's a Sony, but I only have a couple names so far, and most of them I don't even like all that much:
Skelly. Seth. Seamus. Shadow. Storm.
What d'you guys think ...? Got any other ideas? Either way, let me know! ^u^
thanks im going to be making a new one once i egt back from visiting relatives and im thinking of revamping alot of my myspace layouts and making new ones but not sure
oh and Skelly is good
Lmao... I'm reading those conversations now.
Ahhh.. Don't worry. It's your site. Update whenever you want. OOOH, but I want to ride in your 1969 Ford Mustang.
I like Skelly. At this point, I would use my imagination to type some bizarre and outrageous names beginning with 'S'.... but it's morning. Thus, my brain isn't working.
My school's cancelled... SNOW DAY!
Hahaha. My parents promised to buy me a laptop. When I go to uni and find out what kind I need. I CAN'T WAIT.
I knew a guy called Skelly, he was pretty cool. :)
Nevertheless I hope you enjoy hanging out with your new dude. I am insanely jealous for your portable hunk. :P
Teeth whitening products suck. They never work. U_U
Well, I have to say that that was the first time I played Guitar Hero. And yep - nothing like a real guitar. How silly.
Oy, lazy! :P Nah I'm just as lazy as you. Um, I mean, well, we have offline lives, right? >_>
I name my gadgets, too! Umm.. I like Storm the Sony Vaio. Or Sexy? XD Or Sooty, Silky.. Sid? *fails*
<3
My computers name is Gerhrud! :D
Ok, name suggestions. Hmm, let me think...
Uhh... ehhh... Sorry, I don't know! I really can't think of any cool male names starting with S.
Out of the names you've thought about I like Seamus the best.
aww thanks mallory! :) thats like the nicest comment anyones ever left me haha.
i agree with rose, i like skelly as well
SKETBAG :P No, I'm joking. Do not take me seriously. How about Shawnee? Or possibly Sillie Joe?
Hahaha sorry.
I'm in no state to make up names. I'm supposed to finishing off tidying my room (which I was doing for 7.5 hours yesterday and STILL haven't finished @_@) and the radiators aren't working so I'm freezing to death cause it's been snowing all day.
Argh. It's a hard knock life etc.
Did you get my eMail?
Lurrrve and stuff.
- KayLEEEEEEEIGH :)
Hey Mallory! How are you?
I see you got that Sony Laptop like you hoped. XD; sounds like it's a cool computer.
I think you should name it Skelly or Seamus. ;D
x
I like Lazytown, though I doubt I go into deep thought about it. It's meant to be for little children but the silly people who created it don't realise that us older ones love it too!! :P
I named my iPod then forgot what I'd named it. :) The names you've come up with are good, I can't think of any. Other than Sportacus but that's going back to the Lazytown thing.
xx
Sorry, wrong URL, I keep doing that. :0
xx
I KNOW RIGHT?! I've known you for, like, since I was 14! And yet we never comment each other. -____-
ANYWAYS, we'll start fresh, yeah? ;)
Name 'em... uh, Severus. Or Snivellus. (I'm a huge Harry Potter fan, mind you, heh)
Well, I have 4 other fansites to take care of, so I think my visitors wouldn't mind it if I didn't update that often on my blog. Because they'd understand that I have 4 fansites to update regularly. So THAT doesn't mean I'm lazy ;)
see i havent really been in lazy town, ive just not wanted to actually have to think about anything. But i think i am out of my rutt now and wedding plans are finally firmly being made. scary huh. I dont have a name for my computer, but i named my car Esme after edwards mother in twilight. Totally obsessed with those books by the way. If you decide not to go with an S name, i like Luceous. If not there is sam, spot, sparky, spork, stupid, spud, steve, simon, sheldon, stelth, sketh....
Thanks for understanding :D
I'm terrible with names, like the first thing to come out of my mind was ....
SNAKE . how lame. xD
might as well name my future child (if i have one):
TOMATO xD
x
IIII have a suggestion for a name :D
"Sully" xD Lol, just because it's the name of the monster from Monster's Inc! ^_^ I love that friggen movie!!! ^_^ But d00d, seriously, how was your weekend? I went bowling @_@;;
I never knew i could learn so many facts from one blog. :P But i get mad lazy as well, and end up not wanting to even look at my website. :/
Hey, cool blog you got here, thanks for commenting btw! ><
And hahaha I won't dare to say Mr Teo is a "creepazoid" because he's the discipline master of my school x.x
Not too good to get into his bad books, esp when I'm so desperate to finish my sch term this yr! :b
New layout is up!!! ^_^ Holy shit; Only took forever!
Anyways, you told me to let you know, so here I am; "Hey Mallory! It's up!" Alright. I'm done being weird. hehe TTYL babe!!!
(Will totally come back and read this entry when I don't have mush for brains from coding.)
I think you should get a Twitter. :p Follow me if you get one! (mikachan_, as usual)
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LOL @ THE CONVOS XD
I lol'd so hard at the Shit, Hombre. one :}
And yes, I name my computers too. This one is called Gravy, and my phone is called James.
Seamus sounds like a cool name for a notebook.
Gymtonic.
When I first got my guitar, I named it Casey. I have no idea why. x]
Anywayy, I just read some of the WLM convos and they're hilarious!! :D It must be annoying how people always ask you if you have a web cam. o_O
Hi! How are you? I'm doing ok! :) I like your site, it's like the bomb. The pic of ya, kind of freaks me out though...because the way how you look. lol! No offense, really. I'm starting all over with my two sites. So hopefully, they will be done by March or April at the most. hehe!
I wish you a Happy Valentine's Day.
God bless.
P.s. Do you want to be affies or sisters? Please let me know on my tag board, if so here's the link button url: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/arttoart/ss/ssbutton4.gif
omg. i have the same problem with blogging.... i have to force myself!
Hey, Happy Valentines day http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/629/affsp6.jpg :) Hope all is good ^_^
ROFL @ convos.
How 'bout how 'bout how 'bout... Skeleton Sam? 0_o Sam Skelly? (Sorry... I love the name Samuel. :P)
Just call it Mr. Notebook !
Want to be an affy??
You also asked about how much I sell collars for.. you can email me at kittygoesmoo@gmail.com or better add me to msn kittystarr@pixigirl.nu o something and tell me what kind of a collar you want.. I'd be able to show you stuff that i already made and such. K? K. ;D
Hey! To answer your question is either I've been so wrapped up in my own little world of not working on them *my sites* or that I'm busy. I'm so stupid, oh my gosh. But yeah I been working on my other site. it's http://sugary-rainbow.eiencafe.com I've already uploaded tons of graphics, made all the pages for them. Now all I have to do is update them, code them and link them on the content menu page of my layout. And then I will open up and then I will try my best to work on Starry-Sparkles. Of getting the pages up on that content page, and also make new graphics and then upload them. But the problem is on divs, is that I don't know how to link the links on the menu. So can I have help on that please? Can you just email me the code? Thanks, but I will try my absolute best opening them up! Sometimes, I'm just lazy at times or just don't want to do it.
I am very bad about that. lol! Happy Valentine's Day!
So please visit my other site too. Do you want to help me and be a co-owner on Starry-Sparkles? If you want to be, please email me your name, your site url, your site link button url, and why do you want to be one? As for the subject, put to be a "co-owner as a helper".
Thanks.
Hey! I used to visit your website all the time! Its looking really good these days.
My favourite out of all those names is Seth.
=]
Uhhh, you're preachin' to the choir on the whole blogging issue. It comes down to ethics, haha... is it good or bad to blog? To be or not to be? Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous blogging or to take arms against a sea of blogs and by apposing, end them? Ha. OK! Babbling. But it's true.
got your link up!
ha <33 the convos
i just found your site and thought you might exchange links with me?
just have a look and let me know :)
Nope, i'm getting rehosted! :D
i think you should keep trying to blog as often as possible, because you're such an interesting writer!
I will open up soon, I'm just getting prepared! :) Please tag me back..x
hey just stopping by.there's a new layout on MG
what about 'stealth' for a name?
Reply From Mallory:
Dude, I like that one a lot! It sounds so cool, haha. Thank you! ^^
Beautiful photography :D
have a nice first day of Spring!
I like Severin, or Sivan. Of course, I'm picking from this list:
http://www.hugs4kids.com/babynames/s.htm
Have a go. There's quite a lot of fun names on there.
Sprague. Hahaha! Yes!
Hello lovely! I made you another sign:
http://i44.tinypic.com/2vab5sh.jpg
Aren't you a lucky one?
I think this one's my best one yet @_@
Oh Moo. I've been in a fab mood lately.
I hope you've been alright too - you deserve to be.
Much lurrrrve!! xxxxxxx
lmao malloryyyy i fucking love you! sorry it took so long for me to read this entry and reply, i was thinkin about ya recently and i was alll hummm i should see what shes up to xD
anyway, dont update if you feel you HAVE to, makin your blog a chore over "something fun to do" sucks, and it makes you not want to update even more so. when i feel like that, which has been like all the time lately, i kinda just update affies, or comment on their sites instead lawl. it works usually :)
but hey! i hope yerr doin good!! :D i looooove ya!!!! xD
♥
I hardly ever feel like updating my site anymore. 17 days could easily turn into 17 weeks. Hm, and now you've got me wondering how many calories ARE in a serving of toothpaste. Damnit.
HEY BABE!
I just want to make sure you're alright. I have visited occasionally to see if there were any new blog posts.
I understand why there aren't any, but I just want to check in on you.
Miss you lots!
Heyy Mallory! XD How is everything?
I've moved to a domain, finally. x] Hope you can change my link soon.
Hope all's well :D Write back soon! =]
Dear Mallory,
I have a message for you in the affiliates section in my blog.
x
It was WARM today! In LONDON. Woah.
Oh Mallory, I've missed reading your blogs! They're always so entertaining =P That was one interesting post you've got there o.0 You sure do know a lot about tanks! Anyways, it's been a while! Take care!