Well, I think it's safe to say that I'm officially back on the webscene, m'bitches! Throw me a virtual welcome back party, yeah? ^o^

Actually, fuck it, we don't have time for celebratory bull! O_O Onto the updates I promised in the last mini entry. ^^ There's quite a fuckload of them, babes --- You're gonna be all over this shit. All over this shit like skull patterns on Mallory. Hot damn.

A new/old page named Handwriting has been added to the Mallory section! I say new/old because it used to exist before I converted mallorymaloney.com over to WordPress, but after the conversion I didn't recreate it, to try and keep the Mallory section more modestly sized, after receiving complaints that I had 'too much' content in said section. But I decided 'Y'know what? Fuck it.' If I want to add a thousand more pages to the section, I'm going to fucking do it --- Whether anyone likes it or not. I really don't give a shit about small, unimportant matters like that anymore.

Continuing on the 'don't give a shit' vein, you'll also notice I removed the Feed icon from the sidebar, as well as modified my CSS slightly. All personal preference --- I'm not going to try and please every single visitor anymore! I personally don't use Feeds at all, and furthermore, I don't have trouble detecting links on pages even if they aren't underlined, s'yeah. Selfish changes FTW, m'boy!

The revamped/rewritten Computer page is finally back up! ^^; Only took me four months ... e_e; ((I decided to name my new notebook Skelly, BTW, hehe. Thank you all for helping me decide!))

Three new Fansigns have been added --- God, I love you guys, haha!

One new addition to the Stupid Signage has been uploaded. It's a lollercoaster ride, trust me!

My Wishlist got a much needed update/overhaul ... God, I can't wait to get my greedy paws on everything listed, man. o_O;

Movies I Must See got a handful new film titles chucked in, as well as a couple checked off. Ace!

Facts was updated to include some of my recent stats and new favourite things. ^^

Family's Funny Quotes got a bunch of new and hilarious lines. This is a must click, my dears. ^o^ ((Scroll to the very bottom to see the recent additions!))

One new Sister and one new Affiliate have been added! Love 'ya, Kayleigh and Alex! You two are absolutely sugary for applying. *^^*

And ... ;Cue extremely overused phrasing.; Last but definitely not least, I've uploaded fifty six new photos to the Photographs page! Go check them out ... But I'm warning 'ya, you're likely gonna be pleasantly shocked by something majorly different about my physical appearance. ^x^

Did you look yet? Didja?! =_= If you didn't, too bad, I'm going to ruin the enjoyable shock for you: As of 30 March, my hair has been permanently coloured a deliciously dark allover black! O_O ((And I've also gotten it cut in a shorter, more layered style, with different bangs than before --- But that's not nearly as exciting as my new hair colour, haha. ^x^))

But God, you guys, you have no idea how much I love my new hair. ^^ And how long I've wanted it coloured black! Since early 2005, to be exact. But I was never able to get it done for a variety of reasons:

First, because I didn't have the money at the time to upkeep the constant allover colouring I'd need --- And because my parents didn't want me to 'ruin' my natural hair colour. Then, after I finally got my parents to agree, the boyfriend I had at the time wouldn't 'let' me do it --- He already hated that I had persuaded him to let me colour/bleach the bottom half of my hair in June of 2006, and he wasn't going to 'let' me do anything more with my hair after that.

He was, to quote my Autobiography page, the 'messiah complexed, misanthropic, obsessive control freak, who enjoyed abusing me mentally every chance he got' boyfriend. After I dumped his worthless ass, I no longer wanted to colour it black ... Probably because it took me another year or two for the fact that I was rid of him to sink in, and that I no longer had to follow all of the little rules he had created for me.

All of that bullshit is behind me now, though ... And even though it's actually not that big of a deal, getting one's hair coloured, I feel absolutely liberated somehow. It's fucking delightful, man. *_* But of course, all that aside, I happen to think it just looks fucking stellar, haha! I'm so pleased with it, and I really wish I had've been able to get it done years ago. *^^* Many thanks to my hairstylist, ((Who also happens to be my Mum, haha! ^x^ She attends a hair and beauty academy, and she's almost ready to graduate,)) For making me look even more gorgeous than I was beforehand! ^_^ ;She fluffs her hair in a maddeningly egomaniacal sort of way.;

But let's see, what else is new ... Oh yeah! I'm planning on making a new layout again soon. I haven't physically started on it yet or anything, but I do have a couple of neat ideas, and after I begin, I'll be sure to post a couple of 'teaser' type partial screenshots to entice your eyeballs with. Yum. *o*

Oh, one more thing I want to share with everyone: A sort of 'mini review' ... Focusing on a new kind of mascara that's currently out! ;Insert girly squeals here.; I'm not sure if I'll be doing these reviews all the time, but this mascara is so stunning, I can't resist. ^^;

As you can see if you click the thumbnail above, it's by L'Oréal Paris, and it's called Double Extend Beauty Tubes, in Blackest Black --- I'm sure a lot of you have seen the commercials for it! Said commercials claim that your lashes will be up to eighty percent longer after application. I, of course, was sceptical, until I found it on sale at Shopper's Drug Mart a few days ago --- I got it for half the normal price, which is around $15.00 Canadian. I absolutely cannot resist half priced anything, so I grabbed it on a whim.

And am I ever glad I acted on this impulse buy --- Because for once, the commercials aren't exaggerating! I really did notice a massive difference with the length of my lashes after the two step application. But don't take my word for it, click the thumbnail below for proof!

It's pretty easy to see which eye's lashes are coated with the mascara ... Even without the text indicating so, haha. ^u^ But seriously, man, I absolutely adore this product. It's basically perfect. *_* A few tips, though!

Firstly, don't wait too long between applying step one and step two ... About fifteen to twenty seconds is enough. Any longer and you'll find it difficult to apply step two, as your lashes will start to become 'stiff'.

Secondly, don't apply any more than two coats of step two on your lashes. Otherwise, they all start clumping together and looking pretty retarded. e_e

Third, ((And this goes for every single tube of mascara out there,)) Never, ever, ever repeatedly 'pump' your mascara wand into the container in an attempt to get more product on the brush --- All you're gonna do is break up the chemicals, effectively drying up and ending the lifespan of your mascara faster. No one wants that! So no 'pumping', got it?! Good! ^u^

And that, my loyal minions, just about wraps up my 'mini review', along with this entry! I think I shall leave you all with an über inspiring quote. Have at it!

'As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax, you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients ...' But a second voice reminded me, 'Thomas, you're a veterinarian.'