First Name: Mallory.

Middle Names: Jacquelyne Elizabeth.

Last Name: Maloney.

Gender: Female.

Birthdate: 29 July.

Birthtime: 5:36 PM.

Height: Five foot three and three quarters.

Weight: One hundred and fifteen pounds.

Location: Ontario, Canada.

Ethnicity: White.

Nationality: Canadian.

Heritage: Irish, German, English, and Scottish.

Religion: Agnostic.

Orientation: Straight.

Education: I completed my homeschooling studies at the age of sixteen --- And with flying colours, I might add! ^_~ In fact, the morning after I finished my education, rainbows sprinkled down from the Heavens, directly into my cereal bowl, like some sort of sugary reward from --- Er. Wait. I think that was just the Lucky Charms I was pouring for breakfast. e_e;

Hair: It's currently dyed jet black and cut in collarbone length layers, along with blunt bangs across my forehead. *^^* Undyed, my hair is a multifaceted brownish/reddish/blondish colour --- Of which I despise most heartily. ><;

Eyes: They're a mix of brown and green --- I'm told that they're hazel, but personally, I don't believe the brown bits are golden enough in colour to truly make up a hazel eye --- But they often appear to be vastly different shades of the two, depending on the lighting and the colour contrasts around me. They're also quite large, and always smudged with an overload of black eyeliner and eyeshadow. I'm very much in love with eyeliner and eyeshadow. o_o;

Ears: Two piercings in each earlobe. ((I'm also planning on getting a third piercing in each lobe some day!))

Handedness: Right handed.

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Horoscope Sign: Leo.

Chinese Horoscope Sign: Rabbit.

Birthstone: Ruby.

Immediate Family: My Dad, Shane; My eighteen year old brother, Cameron; My twelve year old brother, Craig; And my nine year old brother, Riley. My Mum passed away from breast cancer on 10 June 2011.

Role Model/Inspiration/Hero/Idol: Billie Joe Armstrong of the band Green Day.

Favourite Bands/Musical Artists: Green Day, ((The)) Foxboro Hot Tubs, The Network, Avril Lavigne, Disturbed, Nomy, Dope, Korn, Rammstein, Three Days Grace, Hydrovibe, Maximum The Hormone, Lordi, Breaking Benjamin, Finger Eleven, Avenged Sevenfold, Dropkick Murphys, Descendents, Criss Angel, Shiloh, The Used, Bush, Gavin Rossdale, Evanescence, Mariana's Trench, Black Veil Brides, Asking Alexandria, Adema, Owl City, Emilie Autumn, Skye Sweetnam, Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Sum 41, Marilyn Manson, The Agony Scene, All That Remains, Rise Against, Billy Talent, The Sex Pistols, Rob Zombie, My Chemical Romance, Peter Turns Pirate, HIM, Dir En Grey, Lostprophets, The Ramones, Stone Sour, Limp Bizkit, Drowning Pool, From First To Last, Anti Flag, Simple Plan, AFI, Flyleaf, ((Their self entitled LP and album only, however ... Their newer music is nothing but audial bible humping,)) Hawthorne Heights, System Of A Down, and Ghost Of The Robot. ((Even though those last two have long since broken up. T_T))

Favourite Book Series: The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, the Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Shreiber, the Animorphs series by KA Applegate, the Darkest Powers trilogy by Kelley Armstrong, the Uglies series by Scott Westerfeld, the Goosebumps series ((And all related spin off books)) by RL Stine, all of the Fear Street books by RL Stine, the Harry Potter series by JK Rowling, Sweet Valley Twins ((And Friends)) by Francine Pascal, the Georgia Nicolson books by Louise Rennison, the Taffy Sinclair books by Betsy Haynes, the Fudge books by Judy Blume, and The Baby Sitters Club series by Ann M Martin.

Favourite Books: Peter Pan by JM Barrie, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll, Through The Looking Glass And What Alice Found There by Lewis Carroll, Oh My Goth by Gina Showalter, The Perfect Cut by Julie Burtinshaw, The Silver Kiss by Annette Curtis Klause, Nobody Likes You by Marc Spitz, The Adoration Of Jenna Fox by Mary E Pearson, Little ((Grrl)) Lost by Charles De Lint, Break by Hannah Moskowitz, Wendy And The Bullies by Nancy K Robinson, The Girl With The Silver Eyes by Willo Davis Roberts, Peeps by Scott Westerfeld, The Last Days by Scott Westerfeld, Thinner by Stephen King, Desperation by Stephen King, Misery by Stephen King, Everything's Eventual by Stephen King, Pet Sematary by Stephen King, Oblivion Road by Alex McAulay, Beautiful by Amy Reed, Ghost Cat by Beverly Butler, Gamer Girl by Mari Mancusi, The Wednesday Witch by Ruth Chew, The Summer I Shrank My Grandmother by Elvira Woodruff, Fifth Grade Magic by Beatrice Gormley, Invisible Lissa by Natalie Honeycutt, A Wrinkle In Time by Madeleine L'Engle, Ma And Pa Dracula by Ann M Martin, If I Stay by Gayle Forman, Bad Girls Don't Die by Katie Aleder, The Devouring by Simon Holt, Soulstice by Simon Holt, I Heart You, You Haunt Me, by Lisa Schroeder, Code Orange by Caroline B Cooney, Girl On The Other Side, by Deborah Kerbel, Twenty Pageants Later by Caroline B Cooney, The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe by CS Lewis, What Happened To Cass McBride? by Gail Giles, Playing In Traffic by Gail Giles, Shattering Glass by Gail Giles, Things Change by Patrick Jones, Prism by Faye Kellerman and Aliza Kellerman, The Host by Stephenie Meyer, Wish by Alexandra Bullen, The Earth, My Butt, And Other Big Round Things by Carolyn Mackler, Girl On The Other Side by Deborah Kerbel, Unwind by Neal Shusterman, Full Tilt by Neal Shusterman, Behind The Attic Wall by Sylvia Cassedy, Tattoo by Jennifer Lynn Barnes, The Scariest Night by Betty Ren Wright, Terror At The Zoo by Peg Kehret, Shock Point by April Henry, and many, many more.

Favourite Manga Series: Pokémon: The Electric Tale Of Pikachu by Toshihiro Ono, Vampire Kisses: Blood Relatives by Ellen Schreiber, Fruits Basket by Natsuki Takaya, Chibi Vampire by Yuna Kagesaki, and Make 5 Wishes by Joshua Dysart.

Favourite Movies: Constantine, the Saw series, Death Sentence, Shimotsuma Monogatari, ((AKA Kamikaze Girls,)) The Ginger Snaps trilogy, Accepted, Dead Silence, Speed, Star Trek ((2009)), The Matrix trilogy, The Animatrix, Live Free Or Die Hard, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, Peter Pan ((2003)), The Lake House, Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, A Scanner Darkly, Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events, The Grudge, The Grudge 2, The Ring, Gothika, Thirteen Ghosts, and all of the Harry Potter movies.

Favourite TV Shows: The Listener, iCarly, America's Funniest Home Videos, ((AKA AFV,)) Criss Angel: Mindfreak, Desperate Housewives, The Main, My Name Is Earl, The Collector, LazyTown, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, That 70's Show, Star Trek ((The Original Series,)) Mr Bean, and Just For Laughs Gags.

Favourite Anime Series: K-On!, Pocket Monsters, ((Pokémon,)) Hanasaku Iroha, ((The ABCs Of Blooming,)) Full Moon O Sagashite, ((Full Moon,)) Seitokai No Ichizon, ((Student Council's Discretion,)) Chobittsu, ((Chobits,)) Death Note, Tokyo Mew Mew, ((Mew Mew Power,)) Card Captor Sakura, ((Cardcaptors,)) and Sailor Moon.

Favourite Cartoons: SpongeBob SquarePants, Family Guy, PowerPuff Girls, Ruby Gloom, Emily The Strange, Gloomy Bear, and Happy Bunny. ((Although I'm not sure if those last three are actually 'cartoons', or just character franchises. o_O; Either way, they're some of my favourites!))

Favourite Game System: Nintendo Entertainment System. ((NES.))

Favourite Video Games: Super Mario Brothers, Super Mario Brothers 2, and Super Mario Brothers 3.

Favourite Animation Style: Japanese anime.

Favourite Colour Combination: Black, red, and white.

Favourite Single Colour: Black. ((Fuck your 'absence of colour and/or light' bullshit --- I'm not interested in scientific technicalities! =_=))

Favourite Animal: Cat.

Favourite Outdoor Activities: Riding my bike, riding my scooter, walking, and running.

Favourite Artists: Salvador Dali, Stephen Gammell, and Jasmine Becket Griffith.

Favourite Foods: Pizza, spaghetti, burritos, lamb chops, boneless skinless chicken breasts, deli style sandwiches, grilled cheese sandwiches, 'Westerns', ((An egg/onion/ham omelette between two slices of toasted bread, dipped in ketchup,)) Hamburgers, ((Although only from McDonald's ... I hate any others,)) Egg McMuffins, ((Mainly from McDonald's, but homemade ones are delicious, too,)) Hard boiled eggs, fried eggs, devilled eggs, French fries, Trailer Trasherole, ((Kraft Dinner mixed with canned tuna and frozen peas,)) Onigiri, Caesar salad, macaroni salad, Strawberry Pocky, Honey And Milk Pocky, Strawberry Shortcake Dessert Pocky, Yan Yan biscuits, Hello Panda cookies, waffles with lots of cheap maple syrup and margarine, cinnamon sugar toast, French toast, and homemade macaroni and cheese.

Favourite Drinks: Mountain Dew, ((Canadian caffeine free Mountain Dew, mind,)) Lemon Lime Crush, Lemon Lime Jones Soda, Blue Bubblegum Jones Soda, Green Apple Jones Soda, Tropical Punch Kool Aid, Lemon Lime Kool Aid, Pink Lemonade Kool Aid, and Orange Kool Aid.

Favourite Operating System: Windows Vista Home Basic for the win, babe. *_*

Favourite Browser: Internet Explorer 8. Fuck FireFox --- It runs slower than a fat office worker who decided to take up jogging on a whim!

Favourite Numbers: One, because I think of it as an important, exclusive, special, ((Yet sometimes lonely,)) Number. Five, because I think of it as a fun, friendly number. Seven, because I think of it as lucky, daring, and sharp. And thirteen, because I think of it as a number that does whatever the fuck it wants. Good luck? Bad luck? Who knows with thirteen!

Favourite Season: Late Spring/Early Summer. I despise cold weather of any kind, ((Which is unfortunate for an Ontario dwelling Canadian,)) Yet I despise very hot weather, too! So the rare time the temperature's somewhere in between those two extremes; I'm happy.