;She curtsies deeply, which of course looks rather ridiculous due to the fact that she’s wearing skinny jeans as opposed to multiple skirts of splendour and whatnot.;

It’s Wednesday once again, which of course means that it’s time for mallorymaloney.com’s weekly blog entry! And I’ve got quite a few interesting topics planned today … Starting with the art project I recently mentioned completing on Twitter! >w<;

If you wanna know what it is, then here’s a super special hint for ‘ya: Glace to the Updates section in the sidebar, and you’ll likely notice that a new piece has been added to my Paintings page! However, let me explain that despite the fact that the page the piece has been added to is entitled ‘Paintings’, it’s not actually a painting at all, but rather, the closest category that already existed in my Creative Works section.

By this point I’m sure you’re all dying to know what this piece is comprised of, so I shan’t torture you any longer! Click the thumbnail below to be magically transported to my Paintings page, where you’ll be able to view it in full size, as well as read a bit about how and why I created it! *^^*

Next topic up for discussion: A new page I added to the Mallory section! Now, let me first point out that I no longer discuss meager updates that’ve been made around the site in my blog entries, as I’ve found it becomes horribly tiresome. But I’m making an exception today, as I consider this update, ((As well as the aforementioned,)) Actually quite worthy of mention!

This new page is entitled Fan Drawings, and it contains exactly what you’d expect it to — Drawings that fans or friends have made featuring none other than the über fabulous moi! ;She smirks in a manner most smug whilst motioning to herself in an extremely snooty sort of way.;

… Except I don’t actually consider myself to be all that fabulous, so when people decide they wanna draw pictures of me of their own accord, well, it’s simply flabbergasting in the very best way. I don’t ever allow these kinda things go to my head, but nonetheless, they always makes me feel like a superstar, which is a very nice feeling indeed! *^^*

So be sure to click on over to the new Fan Drawings page and check out all of the lovely art I’ve been sent over the years — Especially the topmost picture! I know, I know, one shouldn’t pick favourites with this sort of thing, but I simply can’t help it! It’s the cutest of all, bwahaha. The thumbnail below will take you to the new page so that you can admire it in full size!

One of my most favourite parts about the drawing is that I was depicted wearing my current favourite hoodie, which I recently purchased for only $7.99 in Canadian funds at my local Value Village! *w*; Value Village is by far the best thrift store in the city, above both the Salvation Army and the Goodwill! I loved it so much that I actually went out and took some photos of me wearing it just to share with you all! Clicking on the thumbnail below will display a full sized shot of the front and back. >w<;

And here’s a closeup just ’cause I felt like pretending I was cute. o_o Seriously, though, look at how magnificent this hoodie is. Why would anyone ever give something as fanfuckingtastic as this away?! I’m gonna be perfectly honest with you all, it’s entirely beyond my comprehension.

And it’s not like it’s crazy faded or stained or anything, so yeah, I just don’t get it. The previous owner better not have ‘grown out’ of their previously wicked awesome fashion sense, either, or I’m afraid that I’m going to have to find them and throttle them in a manner most furious. >>;

Oh! Something else I wanted to show and tell this week — The Birthday cake I made and the gifts my brothers and I bought for our Dad’s Birthday on 14 May! As I mentioned on Twitter, the cake I made was of the butterscotch pecan variety, and Jesus Of Suburbia, was it ever fucking delicious. *-*; Check this baby out.

I actually can’t wait until the rest of my family finishes eating it, because it’s difficult as Hell not to run directly to the fridge and gobble the remaining slices up like there’s no tomorrow! With a butter pecan cake base, layers of whipped vanilla cream cheese icing, copious amounts of drizzly melted butterscotch Chip Its, and crunchy pecans sprinkled on top, it’s easy to understand why I’m so tempted. ._.; And I’m not even all that big of a cake fan!

Changing the subject swiftly now, as I don’t think I can bear to speak of this forbidden sugary delight any longer without weeping, here be a snapshot of the three best presents my brothers and I bought for our Dad! The subject matter? Zombies, Mr T, and awesomeness. So pretty much the essence of our Dad in tee shirt form. Bwahaha! >w<;

We also got him a really good quality plain black hoodie, as he was in need of one without random logos and/or clashing colours upon it, a package of Frank’s Red Hot flavoured beef jerky, since these are two of his favourite things in one, a sixer of old fashioned glass bottled Diet Coke, since he always wanted to buy a pack but could never see spending so much extra money on ‘em, ((They’re a little over $5.00 for six 237ml bottles, compared to about $3.00 for twelve 335ml cans,)) And a box of strawberry and grape flavoured Nerds, his favourite kind of candy. ^-^

So yes, I think that just about wraps up all the topics I wanted to include in this week’s blog entry, so I shall let you all run along to comment now! ^_~ Hehe.

Love and razorblades. ♥