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Who: Angelica.
Where: Angelica's calorie counting notes.
When: Sometime May 2010.
What: Angelica, being a very health conscious person, diligently keeps track of her daily calorie intake. After calculating everything she had eaten at the end of one seemingly normal day, she discovered that she had consumed exactly one thousand, three hundred and thirty seven calories! O_O; Needless to say, after this horrifying incident, she was terrified to eat anything at all for weeks.
Who: Malhar.
Where: Malhar's history notes.
When: 19 April 2010.
What: Horrifying proof that this phenomenon has been occurring for approximately six hundred years longer than originally suspected.
Who: Craig.
Where: Craig's math workbook.
When: 9 March 2010.
What: It appears that not even homeschoolers are safe from this numeric anomaly ... T_T;
Who: Charis.
Where: Charis's car.
When: Sometime December 2005.
What: As if the holiday cabin issue wasn't bad enough ...
Who: Charis.
Where: Charis's holiday brochure ...
When: Sometime December 2005.
What: You know your holiday's gone bad, when your cabin's gone 1337.
Who: Tom.
Where: Tom's calculator.
When: 21 July 2005.
What: Tom was doing his math homework, when suddenly --- Kaboom! His calculator exploded with 1337ness! O_O;
Who: Me, Mallory.
Where: Digital microwave's display! o_o;
When: 19 July 2005.
What: I have found 1337 in a most unexpected place --- My very own family's microwave! O_O; The num83r5 are taking over ...
