Discoverer: Dad.

Edible: A slice of pickled carrot.

Date: 1 June 2010.

Posing: This slice of pickled carrot seems to think that if it just holds its breath and pretends as hard as it can, everyone will simply fall for its trickery and assume that it's an oven mitt. Well, I have news for you, buddy --- You might be able to fool other people into thinking you're an insulated glove used to prevent one's hand from being burnt by hot objects, but you're not fooling me! =_=

Discoverer: Mallory.

Edible: An apple.

Date: Sometime June 2008.

Posing: Believe it or not, this item is actually an apple. Yes, a kind of fruit --- Not a big, round, red buttocks, as you originally thought! It's very good at posing, I'll give it that ... But ol' Apple Bottom here didn't consider one important factor: Who would want to eat an ass shaped apple?! No one --- That's who! >< Well, er ... Unless you're into to that sorta thing. o_O;

Discoverer: Dad.

Edible: A chicken breast.

Date: Sometime March 2008.

Posing: This boneless, skinless, seasoned chicken breast thinks it can simply pawn itself off as some sort of ... Vascular organ! I didn't fall prey to its sick minded games for a second, though, let me tell you ... Because despite its 'breast' efforts; It's still painfully obvious that it is most certainly not a heart. Close, but not close enough, my edible friend. =_=

Discoverer: Craig.

Edible: Two chili fries.

Date: 27 November 2007.

Posing: My younger brother Craig was peacefully eating his dinner one evening, when suddenly two chilli fries formed together on his fork in the shape of the letter T --- Imagine, a chili fry trying to pose as a member of the awesome gang called the alphabet! I was shocked and appalled at such a masquerade, but Craig had a different view ... Rather, he stated with enthusiasm that it was the 'best day of his life', having found such a poser. Well, I never. You think you know a guy!

Discoverer: Ashlee.

Edible: A Papa John breadstick.

Date: 24 September 2007.

Posing: Ashlee and her family were having a pizza dinner courtesy of Papa Johns; When all of a sudden this whale of a breadstick was discovered! No. Really. It was shaped like an actual whale. o_o An adolescent bowhead whale, to be exact. Shiver me freakin' timbers, man.

Discoverer: Me, Mallory.

Edible: A BBQ flavoured potato chip.

Date: 31 July 2007.

Posing: This little punk of a potato chip thinks it can pass itself off as some sort of ... International symbol of love, or something! >< Like WTF! How dare it! =_=; You'll all be pleased to know I ate this bitch right after I snapped the photo. ^_^ What goes around comes around!

Discoverer: Me, Mallory.

Edible: Two happy face fries.

Date: 24 March 2007.

Posing: This is a picture of two seemingly ordinary happy face fries ... Until you look closer --- The fry on the right is fucking Satanic as Hell! O_O; It's clearly possessed! Either that, or it's just pretending to be demonic. But, um ... To be on the safe side, someone better get John Constantine over here.

Discoverer: Cameron.

Edible: A drop of brown bean sauce.

Date: Possibly 28 July 2006.

Posing: This lameo drop of bean sauce thinks it can pretend to be a goldfish. Or, even worse, a Goldfish Cracker ... Scandalous!