Moronic Teenie Magazine

Tsk. Teenies and their reading materials ...

One lovely day in July 2005, I was strolling through the bookstore at the mall. I wandered over to the magazine section to see if there was anything good ... Well, all of a sudden, one magazine caught my eye!

It appeared to be a normal teenie magazine at first, the August 2005 issue of Bop, to be exact. I noticed a little, teeny, ((No pun intended, har har,)) Picture of Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day on the cover! Wait, now what's that? Let's take a closer look ...

Oh, it's Billie Joe alright. Or should I say, 'Billy' Joe. 'Oh, well,' I thought, 'It's just a stupid teenie magazine. That's a common error on Billie's name.' But something made me pick up that magazine and flip through it ... I flipped to page twenty four, where the little 'Who's Your Love?' quiz was located. Let's see ... If you got Billie Joe Armstrong in the end, you were rewarded with the following ...

Uh, okay ... And who the fuck is 'Billy Jo', exactly?! I don't know any 'Billy Jo's! I was cracking up. I really was. But I have to give Bop some credit. They spelled his name correctly here.

On the other hand ... Don't be too proud of them. After all, there's only so many different ways to spell 'Billie Joe'; Before you hit the right one by accident.