Just Some Happy.

This creepily persistent dude insisted all he wanted to give me was 'just some happy' ... That, and a 'really relation ship'. I don't know what was funnier, the typical fact he was ready to get married five minutes into the conversation, or the fact he told me he had been studying English for two years at his 'uneversity'.

Live Long And Prosper.

The main reason I decided to mess with this guy's head was because of his eMail address, which began with 'handsomepaul'. I mean, come on, buddy. What were you thinking when you created that account?! Jesus Christ. -_-; Seriously, even if he didn't act like a n00b straight off, I still would've trolled him just for that choice of username.

Shit, Hombre.

You win some, you lose some, and this one ... Well, I lost. I blame my lack of Spanish language lessons! ;_; But hey, at least you guys still get a giggle, right ...? @_@;

Party Hard.

This guy started annoying me almost straight away, so I did my best to annoy him in return, LOL! Because, honestly ... Who brags that they're going to be 'partying tonight' to strangers online, anyway? Faux cool factor for the lose.

LOLCAPS Extravaganza.

It was pleasantly surprising when this dude didn't catch on to the fact that I was poking fun of his typing habits! Although his parting line initially caused me a bit of worry ... o_o;

FedExed Celebrities.

It's totally normal to request celebrities as a form of payment --- In Canada, that is. At least in my mind! o_O;

Too Small To See.

Typical back story: Random ((Foreign)) Pervert adds me on WLM and starts up a conversation. New type of retaliation: I play along right up until the very end! ROTFL ...

Knee Sock Obsessed N00b.

This n00b had a knee sock fetish --- But apparently I was the only female in the world who could quench his fetishy thirst. o_O; If the conversation alone isn't enough to convince you, then listen to this: A few days after this conversation, I noticed a search query from Google in my stats ... That query being 'Mallory Maloney knee socks'. o_O; However, searching this query results in zero photographs of me whatsoever, so the perverted asshole was pwned twice over, LOL.

Sanchai.

Alright, so, this was actually more of ignorance on my part ... >_>; But it's still pretty giggle worthy! ((Especially since I still have no idea what 'sanchai' means, or which language the word originates from.))

Be My Girlfriends.

Hey, hey, you, you! I want you to be my girlfriends ...

She Male.

I knew this random person for several years, never guessing that they weren't actually the gender I imagined ... o_O

Caveman Sex.

Yeah, because asking the same question more than once in a two minute period will guarantee you the answer you're looking for!

Special Friend, Part Two.

However, I decide to get him back, since he's über annoying ... And I believe I ended up confusing him thoroughly. Mission accomplished!

Special Friend, Part One.

This dude doesn't even bother answering my questions, and goes straight for the happy fun time!