Hostile Hospitality Come in, pull up a chair! ((Right here, seat of nails)) Hot cup of tea? ((Splashed on your face)) Perhaps an almond scone? ((Cyanide in disguise)) Lovely warm weather today! ((Roast you alive)) That outfit suits you well! ((Chainsaw to your limbs)) Love your shoes! ((Rip off your toenails)) What's that, leaving so soon? ((Don't you dare move an inch)) Oh, you're right, look at the time! ((You're not going anywhere)) Bitch, you're not going anywhere 15 April 2009 Copyright 2009 Mallory Maloney