Random Person:
hey
whats up?

Me, Mallory: Notttt too much, just cleaning my room. Haha.

Random Person: can i see?

Random Person: have u webcam?

Me, Mallory: Meh, no webcam anymore, sorry mate

Random Person: DO YOU WANT SEX ?

Me, Mallory: ((Raised Eyebrow Emoticon Here.))

Me, Mallory: Pretty desperate, huh.

Random Person: have u webcam=

Me, Mallory: Me have no webcam. Me caveman. Me name Rarrrgh. ME NO WANT CAVEMAN SEX. KTHX.

Random Person: where r u from?

Me, Mallory: Prehistoric times. Just like your typing skills. Now go visit a pr0n site and leave me be.