Random Person: hi

Random Person: http://ipv6-infos.blogspot.com/2008/08/ipv6.html

Random Person: use above link ok

Me, Mallory: And why would I do that, exactly ...? o_o

Random Person: for help me

Me, Mallory: o_o

Me, Mallory: For help you with what?

Random Person: see that site and click the 2 adds

Random Person: then u help me

Random Person: only do that much

Me, Mallory: But ... I want something in return for help you!

Random Person: ok what

Me, Mallory: Okay, I would like for you to give me cash money.

Me, Mallory: Or, Keanu Reeves.

Random Person: what

Me, Mallory: You give me cash money. Or you give me Keanu Reeves.

Me, Mallory: He is tasty sexy.

Random Person: that means u don't help me

Me, Mallory: I help you. For cash money.

Me, Mallory: Or Keanu Reeves.

Me, Mallory: Or even Justin Long.

Me, Mallory: o_o

Random Person: justin long

Me, Mallory: Yes, Justin Long.

Random Person: ok

Me, Mallory: Okay.

Me, Mallory: You send him via FedEX?

Random Person: http://ipv6-infos.blogspot.com/

Me, Mallory: No no no. You send me Justin Long via FedEX first.

Me, Mallory: Then I click.

Random Person: get lost

Me, Mallory: I am! Please send me a map via FedEX with Justin Long.

Me, Mallory: How do I find my way?!

Me, Mallory: I am terribly lost!

Random Person: do what ever u want

Me, Mallory: Okay. Can I make a request?

Random Person: ya

Me, Mallory: Okay. I would like for Justin Long to have a map with him,
and also, I would enjoy it if he was wearing only boxers.

Me, Mallory: A bowtie is optional.

Me, Mallory: Yes?

Random Person: yes

Me, Mallory: Okay.

Me, Mallory: Overnight shipping, please!

Random Person: do that

Me, Mallory: No no no. You send, then I click.

Me, Mallory: Or no deal!

Me, Mallory: Okay, you send yet?

Random Person: no

Me, Mallory: Oh.

Me, Mallory: :(