Random Person: hey

Me, Mallory: Heyyy. ... o_o; I can't remember who you are. XD;

Random Person: u remember baby

Me, Mallory: Er. No, I don't remember. o_O

Random Person: hehe

Me, Mallory: So you're not gonna explain then, huh?

Random Person: lol idk who u are either

Random Person: but u look hot haha

Me, Mallory: Lmao, okay then. ((XD Emoticon Here.))

Random Person: hehe

Random Person: u got a cam?

Me, Mallory: Nope.

Random Person: dam

Random Person: then i dont remember u lol

Me, Mallory: Lol. Probably from MySpace or something.

Random Person: maybe lol

Random Person: i thought u were the chick who likes knee socks

Random Person: lol

Me, Mallory: o_O

Random Person: were u?

Me, Mallory: Dude. Who DOESN'T like knee socks? It's like asking if I breathe oxygen.

Random Person: fuck yah

Random Person: thats wut i think

Random Person: haha

Random Person: u have any pics of u in knee socks?

Me, Mallory: Yeah. And I've got videos of myself prancing about in a hardly-there bikini, too --- Piss off.

Random Person: ooo dam

Random Person: can i see? lol

Me, Mallory: ...

Me, Mallory: It was sarcasm, genius.

Random Person: haha i know

Random Person: but seriously

Random Person: lol

Random Person: no?

Me, Mallory: ... You're a wanker.

Random Person: haha

Random Person: ur hot tho

Me, Mallory: You're going by a 96 x 96 pixel avatar of me. o_O

Random Person: ur the only chick ive met who likes knee socks lol

Random Person: naw i saw ur myspace

Me, Mallory: Delightful.

Random Person: yes

Me, Mallory: Okay, well, you're obviously a perverted old 85 year old, so I'll be blocking you now.