Me, Mallory: 'Sup, who're you? =)

Random Person: who ar u?

Me, Mallory: I'm Mallory ... You added me to your contacts. 

Me, Mallory: So what's up?

Random Person: cool

Random Person: asl pls

Me, Mallory: 21/F/Earth

Random Person: where?

Me, Mallory: Earth, currently.

Random Person: how?

Me, Mallory: Well, you see, I am actually from Planet Vulcan,
but I am currently residing here on Earth, as Vulcan was recently
destroyed by an unbalanced young Romulan named Nero. Most unfortunate.

Random Person: bye

Random Person: u ar insane

Random Person: sorry

Me, Mallory: Perhaps. Live long and prosper, human.