Random Person: HELLO

Me, Mallory: OHAI SAM.

Random Person: HOW ARE YOU?

Me, Mallory: I R GUD. HOW R U PLZ?

Random Person: ALSO FINE

Me, Mallory: KEWL!

Random Person: WHATS YOUR NAME

Me, Mallory: PLZ TO BE CALLING ME LOLLORY.

Random Person: CAN WE  BE FRIENDS

Me, Mallory: WELL I GUESS WE R GONNA HAV 2 B SINCE WE R BOTH SO KEWL.

Random Person: OK THEN SEND ME A MESSAGE TO MY INBOX

Me, Mallory: OKAI. I'M IN UR INBOX, SENDIN U A MSG.

Random Person: OK THEN TOMORROW

Random Person: MY TIME IS UP NOW

Me, Mallory: ... o_o;