Random Person: do u want to see my penis? thrutly

Me, Mallory: WTF?

Me, Mallory: I repeat, WTF?

Random Person: what?

Me, Mallory:
1. I thought you were a girl. =/
2. Why the fuck would I want to see your penis.

Random Person: Im a boy and i dont know the 2...

Me, Mallory: Well, you'll have lots of time to think about 'the 2', because I'm blocking you now.